flower golems

Learn from our mistakes: Flower golems are a terrible idea.

We thought it’d be simple: a little blood, some petals, a bit of chanting and you’ve got a garden that can move and talk.

Instead: Visibility is terrible as the pollen fog collects in drifts. I am so covered in pollen I look like a bee’s hind legs. Children are producing so much mucus in their sleep they need to be chipped free from their beds in the morning.

And still, the golems won’t stop making out.