The backers on my Patreon this month, they uh… they voted and, uh… they said I have to go out in the woods and fight a bear?
Even though I named my $1 tier “I’m deathly afraid of bears” and my $5 tier “I can’t go into the woods, the trees have destroyed my family” and my $10 tier “You can only stop me if you compel me to destroy myself”.