Thanks for supporting my Kickstarter to build a crazy straw long enough to drink the water on Mars!

Let’s look at some unlock goals!

$300K – Free crazy straw sanitizer for all backers, ’cause we’re all using the same straw and I don’t want us to all get sick

$600K – sTiCkErS!

$900K – I will cancel this Kickstarter and go live in a cave, living on a diet of your money which I will also sleep on