Is your blood… dirty?
Do you have dirty DIRTY blood?
How can you know?
C’mon down to the abandoned mini-mall that used to have the check-cashing place and for the low low fee of a coupon from a pizza parlor for free garlic bread, our expert blood handlers will descend from the eaves and perform a simple diagnostic.
You don’t have to live with dirty blood anymore!
Don’t be the last person on your block with dirty, filthy, nasty blood in your body!