lost time incident 85
The noon hour approaches here in the House of the Lost Time Incident, the hour before which nothing of consequence can or should happen. I’ve had breakfast, the requisite coffee, and my personal laptop (freshly back from the shop) is mostly behaving. Mostly.
Threw open the back room’s window and lined the window sill with peanuts as invitations and within a moment of sitting down, a local California scrub jay, a neighbor, popped by the window sill to poke through the peanuts to select the best one before leaving again.
With any luck, a good sign. An invitation accepted so quickly and readily can’t help but bode well for the afternoon’s plans, which are: more typing.
I’ve got a scenario I’m writing for this role-playing game competition that requires me to outline a descent into destruction in some haunted woods. The destruction path is sketched out. The challenge ahead is managing to write up a good reason why anyone playing the game would want to march their imaginary alter ego into said woods and into said destruction.
Might also much about with a tiny game jam idea about the perils of outer space.
But first, I figured I should warm up the fingers here because you folks haven’t heard from me in a while. Hello! You’re hearing from me.
Skin Dry as Actual Hell? You Need These Hydrating Face Washes
1) Neptune’s Fish Slap Ichor
2) Fishscales & Sugarsnaps Moisturizing Bug Juice
3) A lemon and a half dollar, applied vigorously, then rolling in a compost heap
4) Buggeroo’s Face Melty (In A Good Way) Face Melt
5) Mrs. Falcon’s Skincare Trust Fall
Top New First Aid Techniques Q3 2019
1) The Wiggle Finger
2) Blood Loop-the-Loop (aka the “bloop-the-bloop”)
3) Bandages on Bandages on Bandages
4) Technology-Assisted De-Inflation
5) The Health Pit
Is it a spell book that smells like it was written in blood, not ink? Yes.
Does its cover feature what seems to be an actual face instead of a nice illustration, or the expected title & author’s name? Again, yes.
But to the question “Shouldn’t we put it back where we found it instead of reading from it during a thunderstorm in this abandoned farmhouse surrounded by farm equipment such as pickaxes and pitchforks, far from home, our cellphones dead?”
Well. I object to that question’s framing.
ending theme song
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The book is pay-what-you-want because who knows how much words formed out of electricity should be priced at. The entire universe is winding down and these are big questions for one writer to answer, so I’m not going to do it. Someone grabbed a free copy just the other day and we’re all still here. People have paid money for it and we’re all still here.
Anyway. Hope you’re doing well. When things get to be too much, just remind yourself that we’re pinned between two eternities in time and the present moment is the only real moment. Memory is ephemeral and the future is guesswork. You’re here now. You read a nice newsletter. It’s not so bad, is it?
—Michael Van Vleet
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