A dating site profile that tells you you’ve matched with A Quiet Stretch of Wooded Road Where A Bolt of Light From the Sky Stills Your Vehicle and a Warm Paralysis Covers You as the Clock Jumps Forward Two Hours.

Hobbies: “Science” lol

Every time I worry that I’m running out of time to make my mark on the world I remember that Tollund Man took 16 centuries before he was recognized for his achievement of being preserved in a peat bog with a noose around his neck.

It’s never too late.