overslept

Nothing worse than finding a note on your cryo-sleep chamber saying “DO NOT DISTURB” that you didn’t put there.

Everyone pretending like the half-eaten cake in the refrig unit and the loose confetti were from a “security test” and not evidence the ship’s crew didn’t bother to wake you up for a party.

Captain’s still wearing a party hat. Claims it’s for medical use. But I’m not even mad.