It’s time for every witch’s favorite game show, SOUP or POTION, the game show where we give an ingredient and you have to guess if it goes in SOUP or a POTION.

Let’s meet our contestants.

Welcome to [a collection of shadows in the shape of a woman]! It says here your hobbies include manifesting in dark corners and lowering a room’s temperature?

[in response, the studio’s temperature plummets]

Ha ha! That’s just great.

You’ll be competing against The Soft Lady who lives down by the brackish river. I see today, Lady, that you’re wearing a shirt that says I Don’t Kidnap Children. That’s fun!