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$1/mo. – Only haunted on holidays by spirits that help improve behavior

$5/mo. – Haunted between 3 and 4 a.m. nightly by spirits in ancient garb, silent comforting presence only

$10/mo. – Basic poltergeist activity. Closed doors, broken dishes, bruises on limbs.

$50/mo. – A shrieking spirit will drag you out of this world. (Please ensure autopay is in place if you select this option)

$100/mo. – Custom message in calligraphy sent to your home that will reveal that you’ve been a ghost this whole time, haunting my Patreon… and now you’re free!