If your chainsaw massacre didn’t happen within the federally recognized borders of the great state of Texas, I don’t want to hear about it.
Chainsaws? Teenagers? Connecticut? Get out here with that.
If your horror didn’t take place in the village of Amityville, inside the town of Babylon, Suffolk County, then you can keep it to yourself.
You got a horror in Pewaukee, Wisconsin? Don’ t care. One centered in Gnaw Bone, Indiana? Whatever.
Check this map. See the circle around Amityville? That is IT!