Warble’s Hollow Tourism Pamphlet Text

Visit Scenic Warble’s Hollow! We’ve got fun for the whole family!

* Two restaurants!
* The Library of Smells! Take an olfactory tour of all of mankind’s knowledge!
* Public crosswalks!
* Free ice cream cones (for people who have ice cream but no storage solutions, as loose ice cream is banned thanks to a recently passed local ordnance)
* Lake Pleg!
* Hiking trails in the empty mall!

What are you waiting for?