WELL, THEY CAUGHT YOU AND THEY STAKED YOU TO THE GROUND UNDER THE HOT SUN TO DIE. BUT YOU’VE GOT ONE THING GOING FOR YOU (1d6):

1 – The giant scorpions that will eat you once night falls are providing a decent amount of shade as they hover over you, waiting.

2 – Your solar-powered music-playing wristband is still playing your GOOD TIMES JAMZ music mix which keeps spirits up.

3 – Whoever rescues you is going to feel REAL good about themselves.