young vampire internet

young vampires on social media taking selfies with fake stakes sticking out of their chests, putting “stake me daddy” in their bios

vampire meme straight from the vampire web [descriptive text – no image]

what they think we’re like
[image from Bram Stoker’s Dracula of Gary Oldman in titular role / Impact text reads THE BLOOD IS THE LIFE]

what we’re actually like
[image of young vampire reclining on sand in the shadows under an oceanside dock, wearing a white t-shirt upon which has been written THE BLOOD IS WHATEVER, ACTUALLY, miming as if about lick a mussel-encrusted support pillar]