1) Glitter pens available for dazzling up name tags
2) Top shelf cookies on the break table
3) Matching robes stored on site, cleaned between every ritual and kept in cedar wood cabinet so they smell nice
4) Only rarely, and when absolutely necessary, tossing a member into a whirling colorless void, ignoring their screams and basking in the rush of power the Lord of Eight Teeth offers to its loyal subjects
5) No cost day care