The medium deals out the cards. Each one, a business card.
“Your past: Dharmesh Singh, SEO Optimization. Words have held a powerful sway over your past.”
I nod sagely.
“Your future: Emily Langtree, certified public accountant. This could mean you’re going to be held accountable for your actions.”
“Your present: This is my card. After 10 visits, get 1 reading free.”
“Are there any other mediums here I could talk to instead?”