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“My magic tome drinks too much blood!”

“I have a month’s worth of summoning ahead of me… and I’m starting to look like a prune because of how much blood it takes to cover the walls and ceilings with sigils to keep the Unfathomable Powers from wrenching my home into the void!”

“There HAS to be a better way!”

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