Flirt Days Are Coming

Weekend’s almost here! Do you have all the latest and freshest flirts?

Help yourself to these gems!

“I can make you the Zeppelin Pope at the head of a typhoon armada.”

“Hi, are you a human or human adjacent and desirous of company from other fellow non-robot companions who talk nice and it’s not weird they don’t have a smell?”

“How about butts, huh? All of ’em?”

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