Want an amulet, kid?

C’mon down to Mick’s House of Amulets where the amulets are practically giving themselves away!

Seriously, take an amulet. They’re great. They light up. You can talk to other amulet holders. They’re cheap.

All you have to do is sign a contract that says whatever the yellowed eye in the amulet’s heart sees can be transferred back to Amulet HQ and the Heart of Eyes for study. What’s a little studying going to hurt, eh?

Sign the contract.

dystopic

feeling your way down the stairs by touch, clinging to the railing, to find the amazon box by the building’s mailboxes that has your new eyes in it keyed to your dna, shipped in a cooler, and with any luck they remembered to include the installation plunger this time

Update

On December 17, 2018, our Community Guidelines will change and masks will become mandatory. You’re welcome to decorate them as you see fit in whatever color scheme speaks to you, so long as your disgusting nostrils are covered. The world of scents is a fallen world and this Community sees no need to indulge in the illusion that said world holds any value. Smooth features and eye holes forever, that’s our future here. Masks on, and see you soon!

what do skeleton have in mouth (1d6)

1 – a second mouth made of even more bones
2 – a collectible figurine of a capering rat
3 – a six-sided die (convenient!)
4 – a scarab beetle that can whistle
5 – a door to a magical realm where hills are made of candy but you gotta be skeleton mouth-size to go through, sorry pal
6 – germs, don’t go touchin’ skeleton mouths, din’t your momma teach you anything?

The Signal: EP152

An animated hand taps on a steering wheel in a scifi vehicle driving through space. Caption: The Signal: EP152

The Signal: EP152 – Exactly 45 minutes of tunes designed to make your interstellar commute easy. We’ve got sounds from around the world, all forming a world of delight perfect for headphones and heads. Give us a listen if you’re interested in the journals of a scientist lost on another planet, complex polyrhythms, smooth hip-hop and electronic dancehall, cumbia, epic roaring guitar walls of sound, rumbling bass, and more!

Download by clicking on the link (or image) above. The file is available only for a limited time. If you’re interested in the tracklist, it’s in the mp3 itself, in the id3 tags. Or, if you sign up to be a member of our mailing list, The Tuned In, you’ll be among the first on the planet to know when a new mix is posted, and you’ll get a permanent archive link and the entire playlist, delivered to your inbox.

the job is MINE

Okay, okay, I will be the White House Chief of Staff. But I have a few demands:

  • Casual wardrobe
    • I can wear mud (so long as it obscures my form sufficiently)
    • Can wear masks BUT DON’T HAVE TO
  • * All White House light bulbs must be unplugged to the point of flickering
  • Free-roaming wolves
  • One wolf in a cage (“The Secretary of the Interior”)
  • Most of my duties involve standing still in a corner, quiet, until noticed… and then it’s too late

fun with anagrams

heck yeah I got “seasonal depression!”

Started
Entering
Anagrams…
Soon
Overwhelmed…
Now
All these
Letters

Dang!
Enduring
Pure
Regret
Eeeeeeeee
Stop!
Sorry!
I
Opologize!
Never again.

THE BIG PIT OUTSIDE OF TOWN

MODULE for 1-4 players (lvl. 5+)

Can your party safely get to the bottom of the big pit? And even more important… can they get back out?!? The walls are… REALLY STEEP!

(c) 2018 Mundane Industries

Runtime: 1 hr [10 minutes (game) 50 min (resentful muttering)]

Warble’s Hollow Tourism Pamphlet Text

Visit Scenic Warble’s Hollow! We’ve got fun for the whole family!

* Two restaurants!
* The Library of Smells! Take an olfactory tour of all of mankind’s knowledge!
* Public crosswalks!
* Free ice cream cones (for people who have ice cream but no storage solutions, as loose ice cream is banned thanks to a recently passed local ordnance)
* Lake Pleg!
* Hiking trails in the empty mall!

What are you waiting for?